Policies

Thank you for shopping with the Snootson Family, hopefully we've managed to fulfill all of your wildest purchasable needs.

Payment

We accept all modes of monetary transportation.  Orders will be processed once payment is received in full. 

Shipping

Most orders are processed within 1-3 business days, but please allow up to a week in certain circumstances. If you would like a confirmation number or expedited shipping, please contact us before you place your order to allow for time & price adjustments. But really unless you have Rip Torn or Rip Talyor coming to dinner you're probably not going to need to go through that kind of trouble.



The Snootson Family Home base is in the U.S. but we ship all over the world via USPS, average shipping times are listed below. We'll make it a priority to ensure that you receive your purchase in a timely manner, but sometimes obligations are tedious and take effort, ( somedays we may just not have enough tape to wrap your package), however we will take on the various challenges that accompany this job with begrudging diligence .


Average Shipping Times:


United States: 2-4 business days or if your in southern california I'll just drive it to you.


Everywhere else: 7-14 business days -this is because you are so really really far away.



Jophen Stein and the Snootson Family are not responsible for items that are delayed or lost in shipment. Please contact the USPS for more information on lost or delayed items.



International Customers:

Please note that buyers are responsible for any and all duties and customs charges that may be incurred on international orders. Sorry we don't make these rules, if you feel this is habitually unfair we can work together to move your country closer.

Refunds and Exchanges

We spit shine every package before shipment, but cannot be held responsible for damages during and after the shipping process.

If you are not pleased with the quality of your purchase, please contact Jophen at [email protected] -with the subject "we hate you and everything you have done to this world".

Jophen Stein and the Snootson Family are not responsible for items that are delayed or lost in shipment. Please contact the USPS for more information on lost or delayed items.

Additional Policies and FAQs

Wholesale & Consignment:
If you are a shop owner that would like to sell Snootson Family items, you can contact Jophen: [email protected] for more information. Please send along the name & location of your shop.